The Secret Level — Games You Almost Remember

*** YOU FOUND THE SECRET LEVEL *** STATIC SAINTS IS ON THE NEW PREMIUM SHELF *** NO QUARTERS NEEDED *** DON'T TELL ANYBODY ABOUT THE DOOR *** ANY RESEMBLANCE TO GAMES YOU KNOW IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL *** THE HAUNTED PUMPKIN PATCH: GAME OF THE WEEK. HAIL THE KING *** CHOMP CIRCUIT JUST ROLLED IN: EAT THE ORBS, SHORT OUT THE GREMLINS *** SILVER SWORD JUST ROLLED IN: PICK YOUR HERO *** TONY SAYS HI *** SKI-BALL NOW OPEN IN TICKET ALLEY *** TICKETS TRADE AT THE COUNTER *** THE JUKEBOX WORKS NOW (MOSTLY) *** NEW CABINETS EVERY TIME TONY FINDS A TRUCK ***

★ GAME OF THE WEEK ★

THE HAUNTED PUMPKIN PATCH

Flipper Row's Halloween table. The big pumpkin in the middle is tied down with vines: snap them, smack it loose and spin it like a slot reel. Carve all five faces, then land THE KING. Witches, a bubbling cauldron, a haunted farmhouse and a roller-rink organ that won't quit. Legally distinct. Emotionally identical.

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PREMIUM

These titles are top-shelf premium. We spent the whole budget. Still free.

Best played with a controller or keyboard & mouse. Big downloads, give them a minute to load.

THE FLOOR

TICKET ALLEY

No pressure games. Play a round, win tickets, trade 'em at Tony's counter.

FLIPPER ROW

Pinball. Real flippers, real tilt (not really), tickets for big scores.

THE JUKEBOX

PICK A SONG. MUSIC KEEPS PLAYING WHILE YOU GAME.

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VOLUME 70%

TONY'S PRIZE COUNTER

TONY:Everything behind the glass is real. Real-ish.

YOUR SHELF

PLUSH CRATE 0/12

Claw-machine-only plushies. Find all 12. One of them is gold.

YOUR VISITS

You've walked through the door this many times:

TONY'S NEWS

The place finally has a name on the door: THE SECRET LEVEL. Same Tony, same free games, now at PlaySecretLevel.com.

New on the floor: MOTO MELTDOWN. Gas is safe, turbo is fast, and Tony says the engine has a temper. Ski-Ball's still in Ticket Alley.